How often do you shave your head?
Every couple of days, just before my pony-tail comes in.
What is your spirit animal?
Probably a Spider-man, though as the years go on I'm starting to think that it might actually be a Wrath James White.
That dude is all the right kinds of badass.
Rock, paper or scissors?
Paper of course but then I'd need a pen too. Can I have a pen?
How many hats do you own?
two more than I'd like, I'm not fond of hats but i'm much less fond of being cold.
If you could ask your future self one question,
what would it be?
If you're here that means you have time machine
please go back to the much younger me and give him a copy of 'The shadow over Innsmouth'
Also could I have tomorrow nights lotto numbers please?
Do you hold grudges?
Everybody holds grudges, but it's best not to do it with your bare hands.
Do you have any allergies?
How long could you go without talking?
Two days I've tested it. I'd recommend it for anyone, changes your perspective on life.
It will shit scare you to find out how little people actually listen.
Do you prefer blue or black inked pens?
Black, no contest I don't know why but I've always felt like blue pens lack commitment.
How do you have your eggs?
Baked into a cake mostly, i can't eat eggs on their own been trying to for years, just can't. I envy those who can.
Is your bellybutton an innie or outie?
As a kid were you ever frightened of a monster under the bed?
Still am, keeps night-time interesting. Even now cupboard door must has to be closed.
Strawberry or chocolate ice-cream?
In the words of Daniel Radcliff:
"Chocolate, I'm not stupid"
Do you polish your head?
Not everyday, but occasionally when I'm feeling frisky.
Do you like clowns?
Nobody likes clowns, well no-one whose telling the truth anyway
Do you sing in the shower?
What do you sing?
Christmas songs mostly, they seem to be more infectious than other songs. Like mental herpes. Occasionally Ill rap but not often.
Are you a clean or messy person?
Depends what mood I'm in, creativity = no space for anything else.
What's your preferred playing piece in monopoly?
I avoid monopoly like the plague. I'm convinced that it has been the cause of pretty much every war in human history.
Do you have much of an ego?
Honestly i'd say yes, but I try not to whip it out in public
What fictional character scares you the most?
I think Norman Osborn, there is a level of evil in that man that dwarfs any other single character that I can think of. When he does revenge, well lets be honest being locked in a room with Freddy Krueger, Jason Vorhees & Paris Hilton would probably be an easier way to go.
Do you often read your horoscope?
only once a year on my birthday, i don't know why
Have you ever had a proper Tarot reading?
Yes, twice & both times were scarily on point.
Two words "the Tower"
Have you ever used the phrase "back in my time" to someone younger than you?
More often than I probably should. I can actually remember a time BEFORE cellphones. If you remember 'Dino Riders' contact me.
At what age did you twig onto the fact Santa wasnt real?
Whats your favourite fruit?
Facebook or Twitter?
What's your favourite holiday?
Halloween always Halloween
Is the glass half full or half empty?
Generally I don't think about it, i just order another drink