I know that you’re not really a person but that’s okay. I'm not really a person either i'm more a collection of symbiotic cells that stand a better chance of existing by sticking together.
Come to think of it, that's exactly what you are too.
Congratulations on being a real boy!
Also your name is really hard to remember for some reason. It took me at least two weeks to learn it, drove the wife nuts. Why do so many people say it it NaNo Reeeemo? That sounds like something you'd find on the set of a porn shoot, and besides it just sounds silly.
Myk Pilgrim is almost exactly just like you but with much less hair. He loves to make things up and write them down. This is his blog.